words in movies
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. (they all stare at her) And Im appalled for you by the way.
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Rachel: Ross, my father doesnt hate you.
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Rachel: Thank you.
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Phoebe: Ugh! I dont know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janices ex-husband, thats like betraying Chandler.
Monica: (lying down on a mattress) Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
Joey: Oh it was great. Yeah, you get to say stuff like, Hey, the bell doesnt dismiss you, I dismiss you.
Guy: Dom da-da dom! Here ye! Here ye! Delivery from the Mattress King. (to Phoebe) You Miss Geller?
Joey: You want me to lie to Chandler?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Rachel: You remember Ross.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Ross: Thats Daddy?! But doesnt it bother you? Youre a waitress.
Ross: You really serve people sneezers?
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Student: I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it?
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Rachel: You had to do it, didnt you? You couldnt just leave it alone.
Rachel: Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along. (Ross groans and rubs his neck) Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
Rachel: Okay, well cant you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Rachel: Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I dont wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! (starts to cry)
Phoebe: I know, you mustve won like a contest or something!
Phoebe: Im sorry, okay, I-I wasnt looking, and the store says that they wont take it back because you signed for it...
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Monica: Did you make brownies today?
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Chandler: You totally screwed him over.
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Phoebe: Well, if you really, really want it, then its okay.
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Ross: Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Ross: Okay. (to Rachel) Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
Rachel: Yeah honey, Im standing right there! Why didnt you just tell him about the mole I havent got checked yet.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Jester: Uh, may I help you?
Monica: Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, Im the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed.
Jester: Look, its like I told you, theres nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.
Jester: Hey! You cant go back there!
Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
CHANDLER: (on phone) What've you been up to?
Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? (excited)
Phoebe: Hey! I got you a present!!
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Chandler: You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred
Rachel: Oh, well okay. Well, there you go.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Leslie: Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?
Ross: Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, Im afraid I-I had to fail you.
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Why? Did you write it?
Joey: You look good.
Joey: You don't say.
Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
Chandler: Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We cant stop filming just for you. Its not like its your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.
Chandler: It is when you put it together with that one.
PHOE: No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Rachel: You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Rachel: Then, you will definitely get him back!
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency.
Monica: You have to go to London!
Monica: Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone else in there with him.
Joey: oh why don't you fly out there and surprise him.
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Joey: You think I need a new walk?
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
CHANDLER: You want some help.
Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
The Director: You ready to go?
Rachel: (To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?
Chandler: Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Monica: Well if you want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Ross: Do you have a point?
DR. REMORE: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half- brother.
Phoebe: I brought you alphabet soup.
Monica: Wait, you cant have the baby here! I mean I havent sterilised it since the guys moved out!
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Ross: You had a rough day, uh?
Chandler: You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)
Ross: Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!
Joey: See you later, Gene.
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Chandler: How do you do that?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why Ive come here to talk to you okay?
Jill: You asked him too?!
Ross: Eh, cause I knew that if I told you, youd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Rachel: Are you sure?
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
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Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Ross: Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Ross: Why-why cant you take a couple of days off?
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey. Good to meet you, Roger.
Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
Ross: And um...You look nice today.
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
Monica: You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Ross: Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!
Elizabeth: (To Ross) You want some?! (Starts to squirt the Kamikaze at him.)
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Ross: Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.