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COMMERCIAL VOICEOVER: Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth...
ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?
LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.
PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
JANITOR: It's about your monkey. It's alive.
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
ROB: The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents about some of the stuff in your songs.
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
ROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]
SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?
SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.
CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?
CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.
RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.
MONICA: I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves [pulls Rachel's gloves out of her purse]
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.
CHANDLER: Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.
PHOEBE: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Monica: It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)
Phoebe: Oh thats good, I guess shell have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Rachel: Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Monica: That's your call.
Phoebe: What is your job?
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that youre really sarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.
Rachel: Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.
Answering Machine: Your messages have been erased.
Ross: Its your turn.
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Phoebe: Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor.
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured you'd need it tomorrow for your meeting. (Hands him the hair)
GRANDMOTHER: Alright, that is not your father, that's just a picture of a guy in a frame.
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Phoebe: Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?
MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Ross: I dont think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Monica: When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.
Monica: Now, open your eyes.
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)
Chandler: Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.
Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Terry: Joey Tribbiani! Im surprised your big head could fit through our small halls! (Gets up) I gotta go Joey.
Megan: So uh, whos your photographer?
Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents?
Phoebe: It is your office.
Chandler: You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought Id curl up in it. Is that all right?
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
Phoebe: How about you less important people, lets open your presents!
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Rachel: See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Monica: No, that landed in your food!
Phoebe: I know but its so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
The Girls: You put your balloons down!!
PHOEBE: Listen, sorry about your death, that really sucks.
JOEY: Yeah, you missed, 'Takes money to make money,' and uh, 'Don't make me come down there and kick your wall street butt.'
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Ross: Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
Rachel: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?
Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.
Ross: (under the couch) You and your ice.
Phoebe: Your own boat?
Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."
Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Rachel: Times up, now your dead.
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Joey: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!
Phoebe: (rushing in) Okay. If youre alive you answer your phone!
Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.