words in movies
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!
Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Dr. Long: (looks at her beeping pager) Oh, Ill be right back. And, uh, I know its really not my place, but please dont name your child Phoebo.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Phoebe: I know about your feelings.
Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now youre just a girl in a tub!
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
PHOE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh please, cant I come to your special, magical cabin?
Bandleader: Thank you, thank you very much. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.
Phoebe: Your nails.
Phoebe: Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.
Ross: Ah, mustve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Joey: Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Chandler: You can always sell your baby.
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Phoebe: Kay, put your head back.
Ross: I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
Rachel: (sympathetic) Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Joey: What he wants to buy your baby?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, your microwave. The stereo.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Rachel: What about you honey, who would be on your list?
Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
Ross: It doesnt matter. You dont dip your pen in the company ink.
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)
Rachel: Thats right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)
Rachel: She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. (in a spooky, slow voice) And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob.
JOEY: No I just uh, thought you liked your eggs with the bread with the hole in the middle, a-la me.
Guy: I just, I want you to know I didn't used to be like this. Before I meet your sister I was like this normal guy who sold beepers and cellular phones.
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
KEVIN: So, we're on our way to a couple of parties.� Um. . . maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Rachel: Any sign of your brother?
Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing?
Chandler: Ill look forward to your call. (Walks away.)
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
ROSS: I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'
Chandler: You have to pick your moments.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
Monica: Ross, your little creatures got the remote again.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Rachel: (stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.
Phoebe: Yeah, whats your point?
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
Ross: By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. (She glares at him and he quickly makes his way to Phoebes room.)
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.
Phoebe: (in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! Shes not your cousin!
Joey: Shh. Shh. Dont try to talk, well get you up to your room, well soak your feet, youll be okay.
PHOEBE: You guys. I'm sorry about your shopping.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Phoebe: Yes, I I am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.
Ross: Its heads. (The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.
Joey: What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Ross: ...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Phoebe: How? How is your fault?
Chandler: For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.
CHANDLER: See ya. [shuts the door] Goodbuy you fruit drying psychopath. So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
Rachel: You get your messages!
Allesandro: I want to talk to you about your review.
Joey: Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!