words in movies
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Phoebe: What is your job?
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
Megan: So uh, whos your photographer?
Megan: I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, whos your band?!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Kristen: Is your back feeling better?
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Ross: Please. This is so your fault.
Monica: Okay, heres batch 22. Ohh, maybe thesell taste a little like your grandmothers. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.
Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
MR. GELLER: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
Monica: YeahOh thats right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Front Desk Clerk: (To Monica) Heres a copy of your bill.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Rachel: All right, come on, lets go get your coat.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Chandler: Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.
Woman: I would love your autograph. (hands him a notepad)
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Ross: Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
GIRL 2: Where's your baby?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
MONICA: That's your call.
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Chandler: (to Joey) Is that your new walk?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Phoebe: Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Joey: Put your hands together.
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
Phoebe: This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Stu: You hired your husband a hooker?
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Phoebe: Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Rachel: Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!
Chandler: Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: Says who? Your mom?
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Phoebe: (sees a little kid playing with a race car bed) (to kid) Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. (the kid just stares at her, and she makes the that went right over your head motion) Woo!
Phoebe: Hey lady, your days over! Its my turn!
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Joey: How is this your seat?
Ross: Ahem... I want.... OK, I want to... feel your... hot, soft skin with my lips.
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Ross: (grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.
Airline Employee: Im sorry, would you move your thumb? I cant see the seat number.
The Director: Okay. (to Alex) All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line, "Take good care of your Momma son," thats your cue to cry. Got it? (Alex nods yes.) All right, lets do this.
Ross: I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!
Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Joey: "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex just looks at him and the director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex does nothing.) "Come on son! Your Mommas good people!"
ROSS: I just wanna read something. It's your pro list.
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Charity guy: Well if you like, we can include your names in our newsletter.
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
Joey: Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.