words in movies
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. Im Joey Tribianni.
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Rachel: Yeah. Ahh, heres a box of your stuff. (hands him a box)
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Joey: You ah, you forgot your shoes.
Monica: By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Doug: (to Chandler) You! Chuckles! Whats your name?
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Ross: Yeah. (sees the bill) Op! Uh-oh! I think your Dad mustve added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.
Monica: Alright heres something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"
Dr. Long: Youre about 80 percent effaced, so youre on your way. It still could last a little while longer. If youre anxious there are a few ways to help things along.
ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.
JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.
Ross: Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Joey: Yeah. Okay. (Goes to take a bite out of the previously mentioned bagel.) Whoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Monica: And Mindy, your maid of...?
Janice: Oh please. Every moment is precious. Yknow? Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends dont really seem to care too much that youre leaving.
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
Ross: Phoebe, she doesnt know that you sneak out every night, she doesnt know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesnt know that youve been living with your Grandmothers for a week now.
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
JOEY: Hey.� How come you're answering your own phone?� Where's your crazy assistant?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Chandler: Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Chandler: And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
PHOEBE: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
Chandler: So excited about your letter!
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Joey: Hey, what happened to your fancy chefs jacket? (sees theres a burn spot on it)
Rachel: (walking in hurriedly) Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Ross: Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
PHOE: Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. [hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back] Oh, can't make.... hands... meet....
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
JOEY: Thanks.� (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall.� Joey pulls out the tickets and hands one to Chandler.)� Here's your ticket.
Ross: Your ex-boyfriend?
Joey: Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Monica: Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-
Donny: Now Gene I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game, all right? Describe for Joey things you find in your refrigerator.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Chandler: Whats the second part of your plan?
Airline Employee: Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)
Rachel: You gave her a key to your apartment?!
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Ross: The guy you gave your number to.
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: She's putting words in your mouth!
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Chandler: What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?
Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause items may shift during...
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. Ive been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I dont need this grief. Im gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmothers apartment. Your friends are outta here pal.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?
Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!
Joey: So... who's your friend?
Rachel: Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!
Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. It seems your body is rejecting Jessicas brain.
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette party
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Monica: Where were your parents?
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?