words in movies
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Monica: You-youre gonna have to put your foot down?
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Ross: Hey, yknow what? This is your fault! Youre the one that didnt move his-his appointment.
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
The Interviewer: So lets talk a little bit about your duties.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
CHANDLER: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Chandler: Well maybe it was all of your questions.
Joey: All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
JOEY: What is with your nose?
Tim: I like your necklace.
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
PHOEBE: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Ross: Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Phoebe: Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Rachel: Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Policeman: Your license please.
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Brenda: Oh thanks! I like your top.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
Ross: (to Phoebe) Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
The Teacher: Ive only met your partner Carol.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Phoebe: Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Woman: I've been following your career for years, I-I can't wait for your keynote speech.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Woman at door: It's your favorite sister.
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Ross: Hey, whats behind your back?
Phoebe: I know about your feelings.
Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Chandler: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.