words in movies
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Phoebe: Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad.
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Chandler: (to himself) Too bad, she's leaving.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men.]
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
Monica: Please! I am not as bad as Ross.
Nina: Which is bad, because?
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)
Fran: Look, youre cold, I have to pee, and... (indicating the sign) ..theres a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?
Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
Chandler: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause) Your tailor is a very bad man!
Chandler: That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie.
CHANDLER: In a bad way?
Rachel: (Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!
Lydia: Yeah, they're not so bad.
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Mindy: Basically, we think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you.
Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, "Boss Man Bing".
Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh?
Phoebe: Come on. It doesn't taste bad.
Ross: (with a mouthful) That's not bad.
PHOEBE: Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.
LIPSON: Ahh, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
PHOE: It's not that bad.
MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.
TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Is it bad?
PHOEBE: It's not that bad.
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow.
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
JOEY: Kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Chandler: I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.
ROSS: Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Frank: Oh, wait, no your right, no it was perfect and I cant believe that I screwed it up so bad.
Ross: And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Joey: Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
Friend No. 2: Youre so bad!
Monica: Sometimes I have bad dreams. (starts to break down, and Phoebe offers her, her hand to comfort her.)
Rachel: Aw honey stop! Its not that bad.
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Monica: Very bad.
Monica: (lying down on a mattress) Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.
Rachel: Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when youre trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
Joey: Im not wrong! I wish I was. Im sorry. Bet that barium enema doesnt sound so bad now, huh?
Phoebe: Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Ross: Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.
Chandler: Oh, this is soo bad. (doesnt see Mary-Angela)
Chandler: This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Woman: Mine havent been so bad. Oh! Here comes one now. (Hums then squeals a little bit.) Oh, that was a big one!
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
Jasmine: Very bad!
Janice: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they start to kiss and lean back into Monica.)
Quartet: And your also bad in bedd-edd-edd!.
Ross: Very bad.
Jasmine: Very, very bad.
Jasmine: You did a bad thing!
Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.
Ross: Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Monica: Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Joey: So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Rachel: Why, does she have a bad personality?