words in movies
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Its your birthday!
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
[Flashback to Chandlers thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica and his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.]
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
Phoebe: Because its our thirtieth birthday.
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
[Scene: Rachels birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Monicas birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
CHANDLER: Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
RACHEL: Happy birthday.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
Ross: You know my birthday.
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat! (It�s obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Waiters: (with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear �