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MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
MR. GELLER: C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Monica: Its your birthday!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
[Scene: Monicas birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat! (It�s obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
Waiters: (with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear �
Waiters: � Joey, happy birthday to you.
Ross: You know my birthday.
Joey: That�s the best birthday ever.
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Joey: Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?
Joey and Chandler: (start to sing) Hey! Happy birthday ...
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Rachel: N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do.