words in movies
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
Monica: No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isnt something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.
(Both Phoebe and him are singing along and they get to the chorus.)
(They both look at each other for a while)
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
The Director: All right, its time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)
(They both turn and give him a dirty look.)
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
(They both look at each other, nod their heads All right and follow their stuff into their new rooms.)
Billy: Thomas, come back here! (they both leave)
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
(They both get up and leave Phoebe alone.)
Phoebe: Thank you. We both forgive you.
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Richard: Hes gonna go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo, and Clockwork Orgy. (they both laugh) This is nice.
(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
(Chandler and Ross both laugh)
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
Monica: Aw, it's soo unfair. (they both start digging into the 'good' ice cream)
(Both Monica and Rachel laugh.)
(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joeys bedroom.)
Phoebe: You guys. You suck too. (She hugs them both.)
Both: (screaming with excitement) Aah!
(They both confer.)
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
JOEY: Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)
(They both shiver in horror.)
Frank: Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically)
(They both sit down on the chairs and put up the foot rest.)
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Frank: Okay. (They both squeal in expectation.)
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Chandler: Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.
(They both move to kiss again.)
(They both go to Chandlers bedroom to get his coat.)
Joey: Welcome to America. (They both kiss.)
Both: Three.
(They both hug.)
(They both sit back down.)
(They both run and hug theyre respective partners.)
Emily: I love both of you!
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Both: All right!
Both: Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here!
(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Ross: Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Phoebe: (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
Chandler: Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him.)
Rachel: Hi! Phoebe. (Both Monica and her try to move out of Phoebes way.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
(They both turn and wipe their eyes.)
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
(They both start to frantically rip each others clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
(They both kiss.)
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
(They both go to her apartment.)
(They both start laughing at him.)
Joey: Hey, let's go look at it! (They both jump up.)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
(They both throw the scripts in his face.)
(They both start to read ahead.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
(They both exit.)
(Rachel grabs the bug bomb, activates it, throws it at the figure, and they both run out through the fog.)
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
(They both exit.)
(They both stand real close together.)
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
(They both turn around.)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
(They both walk off the court.)
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
(Chandler turns to watch her go and then sees Ross and Joey both with huge grimaces on their faces.)