words in movies
Ross: But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I dont think theres really anything you can do about it.
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Monica: Aw, it's soo unfair. (they both start digging into the 'good' ice cream)
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joeys bedroom.)
Phoebe: You guys. You suck too. (She hugs them both.)
Both: (screaming with excitement) Aah!
(Both Monica and Rachel laugh.)
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
(They both confer.)
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
(They both shiver in horror.)
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)
Frank: Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically)
(They both sit down on the chairs and put up the foot rest.)
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Frank: Okay. (They both squeal in expectation.)
(They both hug.)
JOEY: Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
Chandler: Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.
(They both move to kiss again.)
(They both go to Chandlers bedroom to get his coat.)
(They both run and hug theyre respective partners.)
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Joey: Welcome to America. (They both kiss.)
Both: Three.
(They both sit back down.)
Both: All right!
Emily: I love both of you!
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Both: Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here!
(They both turn and wipe their eyes.)
Phoebe: (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
Ross: Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.
Rachel: Hi! Phoebe. (Both Monica and her try to move out of Phoebes way.)
Chandler: Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him.)
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
(They both start to frantically rip each others clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
(They both kiss.)
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
(They both go to her apartment.)
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
(They both throw the scripts in his face.)
Joey: Hey, let's go look at it! (They both jump up.)
(Rachel grabs the bug bomb, activates it, throws it at the figure, and they both run out through the fog.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
(They both start laughing at him.)
(They both start to read ahead.)
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
(They both exit.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
(They both exit.)
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
(They both stand real close together.)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
(They both walk off the court.)
(They both turn around.)
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
(Chandler turns to watch her go and then sees Ross and Joey both with huge grimaces on their faces.)
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
(Raymond and Joey both eat a spoonful and Joey turns to Raymond and says )
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape.)
(They both sit down.)
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
[Time lapse, they're both entering.]
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
(They both exit.)
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
(They both sit down.)
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]