words in movies
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
(They both sit down on the chairs and put up the foot rest.)
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Frank: Okay. (They both squeal in expectation.)
JOEY: Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
Chandler: Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
(They both move to kiss again.)
Joey: Welcome to America. (They both kiss.)
(They both go to Chandlers bedroom to get his coat.)
Both: Three.
(They both sit back down.)
(They both hug.)
(They both run and hug theyre respective partners.)
Emily: I love both of you!
Both: All right!
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Both: Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here!
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Phoebe: (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
Ross: Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.
Rachel: Hi! Phoebe. (Both Monica and her try to move out of Phoebes way.)
Chandler: Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him.)
(They both turn and wipe their eyes.)
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
(They both start to frantically rip each others clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
(They both kiss.)
(They both start laughing at him.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
(They both go to her apartment.)
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
Joey: Hey, let's go look at it! (They both jump up.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
(Rachel grabs the bug bomb, activates it, throws it at the figure, and they both run out through the fog.)
(They both exit.)
(They both throw the scripts in his face.)
(They both start to read ahead.)
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
(They both exit.)
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
(They both stand real close together.)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
(They both turn around.)
(They both walk off the court.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
(Chandler turns to watch her go and then sees Ross and Joey both with huge grimaces on their faces.)
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
(They both sit down.)
(Raymond and Joey both eat a spoonful and Joey turns to Raymond and says )
(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape.)
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
[Time lapse, they're both entering.]
(They both exit.)
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
(They both sit down.)
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
Chandler: Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
(Suddenly, theres movement beside her, startling her. Its Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, they both enter.]
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
(They both look at her.)
(They both stare at the newborn.)
Chandler: Eh, theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)