words in movies
Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!
Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
Joey: But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!
Phoebe: Yeah well, "excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it"!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
Monica: Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Joey: I can't! It-it's stuck!
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Rachel: Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Rachel: Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Gunther: You can't.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: And it can't be Joey.
Chandler: I can't believe this.
Joey: Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't
Ross: I can't catch a break!
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Chandler: Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Phoebe: That chick can't handle my corner.
Ross: Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.
(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He frantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in.)
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Mike: You can't keep a rat in your appartment! They're extremely unsanitary, and they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
Joey: Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Joey: I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Monica: You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
Joey: I can't take any
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Ross: Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Chandler: Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!