words in movies
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Phoebe: I know! (Phoebe picks up a little packet of sugar, shakes it, and then realises she can't open it with one hand, but doesn't want to let go of Mike's hand. She tries to tear open the packet with one hand.)
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Chandler: (Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
Rachel: I can't... I can't hear it again.
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again... (wipes his tears again)
Phoebe: Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad.
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Joey: So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
Joey: ...No... (he just can't seem to grasp it)
Monica: I can't believe he's that upset about this...
Ross: Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Ross: I know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?
JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.
PHOEBE: It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up.
RYAN: I can't say.
RYAN: I really can't say.
RYAN: I'm sorry, but I can't say.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
JOEY: Oh no, can't invite her. She also steals.
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
Joey: Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
SUSIE: I can't do Chris's makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustasche.
Ross: Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'
JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.
ROSS: What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital.
Ross: ...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!
Phoebe: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Joey: Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.
ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious.
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
JOEY: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
ROSS: No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because--
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
RACH: [obviously drunk] I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruitflies, those things that live for like a day or something? [belligerently] What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
Phoebe: Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Joey: But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
Phoebe: Yeah well, "excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it"!
Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Monica: Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Joey: I can't! It-it's stuck!
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Rachel: Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Rachel: Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
Gunther: You can't.
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)