words in movies
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
[Scene: Ross and Chandlers bank, they are there to close their accounts.]
Ross: Wed like to close our accounts.
Bank Officer: Close your accounts? Is there some kind of problem?
Chandler: No, wed just like to close them.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
JOEY: Well she better get here soon, the outlet stores close at 7.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
PHOE: But you guys came so close.
Chandler: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.
Phoebe: Wow, thats close. Whens yours?
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
Chandler: (singing) Ill hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I cant resist your charms. And love....
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this?
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandlers head. Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey.]
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Matress King: (on TV) Im close. Im cheap. Im the king.
ROSS: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
Ross: Sorry, Im sorry. Close, close, close...
Phoebe: No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Phoebe: How close?
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Chandler: Well, close to (Notices Rachel leaning in to hear and decides to write it on a piece of paper and hand it to Monica as Phoebe averts her eyes.)
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
(They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.)
Joey: Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing (The shutters that close off the kitchen.) and it kinda knocked me out a little?
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Danny: Are you close with them?
(Suddenly, the tape cuts away from Joey's impromptu scene, to Chandler standing really, really close to the camera.)
(They both stand real close together.)
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Joey: Ooh, so close.
Monica: Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.
Monica: Eh, we werent that close anyway!
(She pulls Joey towards her and dances really close to him.)
(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)
Joey: Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, butbye-bye! (He ushers her out the door.)
Rachel: (laughing) Close call day.
Ross: Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day.
Monica: Not even close.
Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
(They exit and close the door.)
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Joey: Ooh! So close.
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Megan: Oooh its getting close!
Rachel: Ugh! So close!
Wayne: It can do this. (He moves C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm close to Joeys special area and he jumps back.)
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Ross: (looks) Oh yeah! You'rehey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Chandler: Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!
Chandler: (on phone) Hi! Im back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, well do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.
Monica: Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! (They all leave and close the door on Monica.) Ohhh! (Throws her notepad down in disgust.)
Chandler: I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Rachel: Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Are you close with her?
Assistant: You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents?
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joeys torso, but that doesnt work very well and hes forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Rosss crotch.)
Joey: Oh, good to know. (The interviewer leaves.) So close!
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Joey: Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends.
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
Monica: Alright heres something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even kinda close! (Ross looks around confused) Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?
Chandler: Ok honey. that was close.
Joey: Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)
Monica: Eh, we weren't that close anyway!
Joey: Its Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.
Joey: AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!
Chandler: I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
(Joey moves close to Ross and whispers something in his ear)
(Phoebe and Rachel go off to the dressing rooms. They enter one and close the curtain.)
Joey: Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?