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Joey: They do!
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
All: Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!
Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! Thats it!! Thats everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)
Rachel: Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty!
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Chandler: (laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Ursula: Right, why do you keep saying that?
Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I I havent done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
JOEY: Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Rachel: Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
PHOEBE: I can do that.
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh." (A maniacal laugh follows.)
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?
VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Rachel: Dealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: Do you want me to be afraid of you?
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Phoebe: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan?
PHOEBE: Do the claws again.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, dont we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
MONICA: Really? Weird. Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned. It just turns out, I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
ROSS: A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? [to Rachel] Hi.
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
ROSS: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
RACHEL: Yes I do, it's just that Ross is. . .
MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
RACHEL: I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.
CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .
JOEY: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table?
Phoebe: Should we do something?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
PHOEBE: I told you not to do that yet. And, she wants to do a video.
Joey: Sure I do! Its a verb! As in, "I behalfin it!"
JOEY: Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
ROSS: I can do that.
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: Well, I can't work with people who would do this.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
RACHEL: Ok, I, I will do your laundry for one month.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
Joey: I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)
RACHEL: Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
ESTELLE: Joey, look at me, look at me. Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Rachel: Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
CHANDLER: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?