words in movies
Chandler: Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
Mrs. Geller: Its nothing, its just that now your Father owes me five dollars.
Ross: 200 dollars.
Ross: 150 dollars.
Rachel: Monica, I dont want to lose 200 dollars.
The Salesman: So, what do you say, Joey? You get the whole set of encyclopedias for twelve hundred dollars, which works out to just 50 bucks a book!
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Phoebe: No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?
Ticket Agent: The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.
Monica: 300 dollars?!
Caitlin: It's uh, 27 dollars even.
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.
CHANDLER: Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Chandler: Your tax dollars?
Joey: (dejected) Yeah okay. (To Chandler) Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Rachel: Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.
Rachel: And fifty. So it was like one and fifty dollars.
Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh my God, well if theyve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Chandler: Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Ursula: Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars.
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Jack: You lost 13 million dollars.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Joey: Yeah. Uh, (thinks) a slice (Thinks) six dollars?
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Joey: Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?
Monica: She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.
Ross: Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Phoebe: One hundred thousand dollars!
Joey: Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?
Chandler: I dont know, five hundred dollars?
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Monica: Two thousand dollars?
Joey: Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?
Rachel: She won a thousand dollars!
Receptionist: Unfortunatly the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite, the rate is six hundred dollars.
Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Chandler: You dont think Ive tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.
Chandler: What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?
Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.
Rachel: And a thousand dollars.
Phoebe: Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?
Phoebe: I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!
Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
Roy: Now if you just pay me my three hundred dollars, I'll be on my way!
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.
Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Monica: Oh, Aunt Liddys coming? That means we get five dollars each!
Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.
Joey: OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?
PRODUCER: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.
MR. GREENE: Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bansai trees. I felt like Gulliver around that place.
Joey: (on the tape) Now, I wanna a suitcase filled with 100,000 dollars. (The duck quacks, to the duck) Choo! Choo! Choo! (To the imaginary cops) Filled with $100,000 in small bills, and if I don't get it (the duck quacks louder) Choo!! And if I don't get it, (pause, picks up the duck) I'm gonna shoot this duck!
Joey: (looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?
Monica: Ten dollars an hour.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
The Saleswoman: I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: - and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
Rachel: Thank you. (Mr. Thompson walks away and after hes left.) Okay, (writing her bid down) twenty dollars.
Chandler (Stands up and walks to Joey): Listen...this is really nice. Do you... (sees his chequebook) Did you write a cheque to Monica for two thousand dollars? Did Monica borrow money from you?
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Phoebe: Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
Monica: Twelve dollars an hour.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Ross: I bet two dollars. (throws it in)
(Ross looks in his wallet, pulls out two dollars.)
Rachel: I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. (throws it in)
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
Chandler: Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!
ROSS: Zoo dollars?
CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.
Rachel: Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Phoebe: Ten dollars an hour for what?
Sarah: Five dollars a box.
ROSS: Dollars? You spent $1200 dollars on a plastic bird?
PHOEBE: Eight dollars and 27 cents. But not really, 'cause I put in the first two, just to, you know, get the ball rolling, and to make myself feel better.
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)