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[They get back to back and start rubbing against each other. Ross and Rachel enter.]
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other affectionately.)
Chandler: Okay, here you go. (He deals out two cards each.) I have two queens, what do you have?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Rachel: Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Well, at least you make each other laugh.
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)
Jim: We have. Maybe well be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 oclock?
(They look at each other and smile for a while.)
(They run and hug each other.)
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
Chandler: No-no-no-no. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each other.) Hey! (Monica shushes him.)
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
(Chandler and Monica look at each other.� Chandler nods.)
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
(All are leaving, wishing each other a Merry Christmas, peace on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays.)
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.]
Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
(Joey and Rachel continue to look at each other in silence for a while)
(Phoebe and Mike sit next to each other)
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Joey: Yeah! Good night! (they give each other a small kiss on the mouth, and stare at each other for a while)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Charlie: I'm sorry... (introduces them to each other) Ross Geller... Benjamin Hobart.
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
(They look at each other for a while)
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
Chandler: Oh yeah! Okay, lets play again. (He deals out two cards each again.) What do you got?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
Phoebe: How-how about you each get five vetoes?
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
Phoebe: You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Chandler: (looks him in the eye) I'm not breaking up with her! (they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face)
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
Rachel: Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.
(They walk passed each other, Ross towards the door, Chandler towards the counter, suddenly they turn around to face each other)
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (they all stare at each other)
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Realtor: You two know each other?
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.