words in movies
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's fianc�e Eric, walks in and smacks her butt.)
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Eric: Ursula?
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: She, now I knew that and now Im sweating. Look at me, Im really sweatingNow Im saying, "Look at me," Im getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
Eric: Oh umm, Im the solar system. (Hes wearing a black sweater with the planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make itI teach the second grade.
Eric: Really?
Eric: So what do you do?
Eric: Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe me
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
Eric: Hey beautiful.
Eric: Two weeks ago.
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Eric: And we were both in the Peace Corps.
Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Eric: Sure.
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Eric: Shes helped so many people to quit smoking.
Eric: Oh right, youve got a church group meeting tonight.
Eric: (To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you.
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Eric: (finds it) What a relief. It has all the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Eric: What?
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Eric: Its just so weird, two people look so much alike, and so different.
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Eric: Id better go, deal
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Eric: Im sorry. I just when I look at you I see her. When I see her I get a little bit angry.
Teleplay by: Steven Rosenhaus Story by: R. Lee Flemming, Jr. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Produced by: Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Flashback clips transcribed by: Guineapig, Dan Silverstein, Ruth Curran, Eric Aasen and Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and compiled by Eleonora. Final check by Kim
Written by: Bill Lawrence Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: Ok, that's Eric.
MONICA: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY becuase I think it sounds zexy.
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis and Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: But, he told me over the phone.
Eric: I-I-I dont think so.
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(in the hallway, Eric is moving in)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Thats weird.
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope thats cool.
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Darcy Partridge
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, guineapig, Josh Hodge, Aaron D. Howard-Miller, and Kiza Abuzahra.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Adam Chase Teleplay by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldnerg-Meehan. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
Teleplay by: Michael Curtis Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Brian Caldirola Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you?
Eric: Uh, a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Part II Written by: Greg Malins & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Greg Malins Story by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Perry Rein & Gigi McCreery Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Story by Alicia Sky Varinaitis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: R. Lee Fleming, Jr. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Dutch Phrases by: Kenny Walgraef
Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen