words in movies
(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)
Ross: Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Phoebe: Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Monica: Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.
Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
Ross: First of all, I'm not losing...
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.]
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Phoebe: Okay! Oh my God! My first bike! Thank you for the best present Ive ever gotten.
Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
Rachel: Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Carol: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
Chandler: Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Fireman No. 3: It's all right. It's all right. You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
PHOEBE: Oh. Well is she, is she the first that you've been with?
RACH: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
JOEY: Ok, let's start with the cons, 'cause they're more fun. All right, Rachel first.
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
JOEY: No, my first fan mail.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
CHANDLER: No, no, this is the first time.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.
RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date.
(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.
RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that.
Rachel: Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.
ROSS: Oh right, right.� (They pause and exchange a glance. Then, Ross looks away.)� So, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?
RACHEL: Guess what. Ben just said his first word.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
MONICA: Oh, I ordered mine first.
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
MONICA: You flicked me first.
ROSS: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
CHANDLER: Hey, how's the first day goin'?
Chandler: Yeah! All right! You go first.
Ross: Okay, okay, I'll go first.
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
PHOEBE: Oh alright, stop, STOP THE MADNESS. This is crazy. Who can even remember why this even started in the first place?
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
Chandler: He started mine first!
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, Im gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Ross: And his first name.
Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Phoebe: Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Ross: Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.
Rachel: No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, thats only fair. (leaves)
(Meanwhile, another waiter has come up to the first waiter.)
Phoebe: Well, okay, I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So?
Chandler: Look, Im telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place.
Ross: Its no surprise that your winning, cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.]
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)