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[This starts a series of flashbacks starting with Monica and Chandler forcing Joey to keep his new found knowledge of their secret relationship in Monicas bedroom in The One With All the Kips.]
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Ross: But hey, in my defense I-I just found out condoms are like only 97% effective.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
Monica: Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags! (Throws them into his chest.)
CHANDLER: What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it "supposably"?
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…
Joey: I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Phoebe: Hey. We found her, we found the girl.
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!
Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.
Phoebe: Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book (Holds up a book) and found nothing! I want a name thats really like, yknow strong and confident, yknow? Like-like Exxon.
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Chandler: Yes I'm gonna put it back (Mocking Ross) exactly where I found it.
Chandler: (Imitating) But you found me!
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Phoebe: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...(sees Ross and Susan staring at her) la la la la la la.
Monica: This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I cant believe I found it!
Rachel: Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.
Bob: I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but I just found out its not gonna happen. Apparently somebody thinks Im not eleventh floor material. Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler?
Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
MR. GELLER: [enters with his bat] Found it.
MONICA: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
Joey: (taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?
Chandler: Ive found.
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.
Phoebe: Ive found....
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Joey: Maybe he found you flip-flop.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Phoebe: Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.
Chandler: I did! But the store wouldnt take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?
MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.
Chandler: I found a dried up seashores.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Rachel: Well, thats because of a lot of (She imitates someone picking their nose and placing the treasure found in the pockets.)
Ross: Yeah, it's-it's tough being single. That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
The Waiter: You found that handle, did ya?
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
JOEY: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Rachel: Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Phoebe: I-I-I found it interesting.
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Monica: Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) I found it!
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Joey: I found my identical hand twin!
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
Rachel: I didnt! Even when I found out umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)
Chandler: Well, you couldnt have looked everywhere or else you wouldve found her!
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.
Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!
Chandler: But you found the keys to his clothes?
Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Ross: Put it back exactly where you found it?
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
Phoebe: Hey! Look who I found!
Joey: Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]
Rachel: You found me a guy?