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Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
Ross: No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thoughtit wasnt that funny. So Im still torn.
Monica: Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, Im cold! (She spills something.) And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out! (the door opens)
Monica: Thats not funny.
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
Rachel: (sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, its enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and itsIm notits just not funny anymore!
Chandler: (to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Ross: And thats funny, why?
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Ross: Whats ah, whats so funny about that?
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Joey: What-what-what is so funny?
Joey: You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
Monica: What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
CHANDLER: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.
Monica: Ha ha, a joke thats funny in all countries.
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasnt it?
Phoebe: Yeah, so, he had a really funny hatI don't want to talk about it.
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Monica: Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Monica: Oh now that-that-that's funny, it seems like Chandler's conference could've been in Connecticut or Vermont.
Phoebe: (smiling) I'm sorry. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop.
Phoebe: He's so funny! (She imitates what he just did.)
Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldnt, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Rachel: That was not funny!
Monica: Thats very funny!
Carol: Whats not funny?
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.
Carol: Oh I I think theyre funny.
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Rachel: Okay, maybe they are not funny to you
Rachel: Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!
Chandler: Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.
Ross: Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Ross: And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Phoebe: Y'know it's funny, you'd think I'd be angry. I mean, you'd think I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it.
Chandler: That's not funny.
Joey: That's not funny at all!
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
ROSS: Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
Tag: (interrupting again) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I thought it would be funny.
Dina: Bobby Corso, but hes a real nice guy. I like him a lot. Hes real funny.
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Mr. Geller: My joke wasnt funny.
Rachel: Come on, this isnt funny. She thinks its my fault that you havent called her. You have to call her!
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Ross: Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Phoebe: I guess it was kinda funny.
Chandler: Thats funny, I saw no phlegm.
Rachel: Thats funny. (Phoebe puts her feet up on Rosss table.)
Chandler: That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up.
Joey: (shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are funny...
Janices Voice: (singing) My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine! You make me high over my heart!
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
Phoebe: Oh, Chandler funny?
Chandler: What are you smiling about? What is so funny?
Chandler: Are you funny?
Ross: Thats funny. Umm . (Pause, then serious) Its not funny.
Chandler: (To Monica) Turns out he is kinda funny.
Monica: (laughing harder) Nothing, Im just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. (To Phoebe) Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.
Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...
Joey: Its been a while, huh? Wow, its funny these halls look smaller then they used to.
Bonnie: Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Rachel: Oh, come on! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat, you dont think thats just a little funny?!
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Ross: (grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are youOkay thats not funny! Just stop horsing around!
Rachel: Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.
Mrs. Bing: Well, its a funny story.
Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I dont know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.