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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee.]
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]
Rachel: I mean, look-look today you escaped (Pause) (Not believing it) death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
Ross: Heavy thing, not getting lighter!
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
MONICA: No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
Rachel: (coming over to Ross, who is just getting up) Are you okay?
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didnt feel like getting up. Okay, Im gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And youre going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Chandler: (Getting up and raising his fist in victory) Y-Y-YEEESSS! Make "groom" for Chandler.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Phoebe: Your getting married?!
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Phoebe: My little brothers getting married!!
Rachel: (getting of the elevator and noticing Ross) Hey!
Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.
Chandler: Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?
The Girls: No, not getting my bra!
Rachel: Ross, would you just stop it! Its getting really old.
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Ross: (stopping suddenly and getting up) Okay, I gotta go.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross.]
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Chandler: Im getting dressed.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Joey: Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Ross: (getting miffed) I suppose.
Trudie Styler: I gather Jack and Ben havent been getting along lately.
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Chandler: So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monicas boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monicas fat, I wont be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
Phoebe: (getting up) Well, I hate to eat and run, but
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Monica: Very good, (getting up and sliding a One into the dancers hot pants) so good.
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
The Doctor: No, Im getting three separate heartbeats.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Ross: No, Im getting back down cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but shes like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Emily: Were getting married!
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Monica: Im getting married next!!
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Chandler: Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures. Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings.]
Joey: I know. Ross is getting married.
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Phoebe: Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)
Emily: She said, "If Im not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!
Monica: Well, its getting late.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Ross: Im getting married, to..day!!
Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.