words in movies
(Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)
Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
[Scene: Phoebe's massage parlour, she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage.]
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
ROSS: Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.
Mr. Geller: They never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
[Scene: Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff]
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Chandler: (giving her a bag) Here.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.]
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
Phoebe: Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.
[Scene: Healing Hands, Inc., Phoebe is giving Rick a massage.]
Monica: Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.
Joey: Well, I know what Im giving you for Christmas.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Rachel: Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Chandler: And now youre giving me the message!
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
Monica: Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.
Chandler: Theres a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.)
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Chandler: You're not even giving them a chance!
Rachel: Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?
PHOEBE: I like this lily. It's more open, ya know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.
Phoebe: Cups? You're giving me cups?
(She hugs him and he starts to hug her back but notices the look Phoebe is giving him and pushes her away.)
Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.
Rachel: (in disbelief) You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before.]
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Ursula: Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars.
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
[Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture.]
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (on phone) Hello Greg? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5 (Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jennys been giving it out since they moved!
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is giving a lecture.]
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]
Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!
Boy in the Cape: My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.
Chandler: (entering) Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Chandler: everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the TV and sees sharks swimming around thinking Chandler was giving himself a treat to sharks.)
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Ross: Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Rachel: I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.
Rachel: I was giving you an appology and you were totally checking her out!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Chandler: They were just giving those away at the store (off Monicas look) in exchange for money.
Rachel: Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.
[Time lapse: Ross looks likes he's been trying to fix his computer but just closes it as if giving up]
Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
Rachel: Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?
Nina: I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Phoebe: It's a tarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Charity guy: Yeah... And I'm giving it back to you... Come on! Consider it a contribution. (gives the check to Phoebe)
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Monica: That’s crazy! (Phoebe looks bewildered). I am sorry. I just can’t imagine giving up my one wedding day like that!
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Rachel: Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
Ross: Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
[Flashback to 209 - TOW Phoebe's Dad] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]
Joey: Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad.
Chandler: The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
[Scene: Joeys Bedroom, Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father.]
Phoebe: Oh, well um, not right now. Y'know Im just gonna go to bed, I think the fumes are giving me a headache.
Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.
Woman Giving Birth: (yelling from the hallway) Its coming! Its coming!