words in movies
Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'
Monica: Hey, guys.
Ross: Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Guys: No.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Guys: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Rachel: Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!
Joey: Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
(The guys all duck under the table.)
Rachel: Alright... (shuffles cards expertly, all the guys stare in amazement)
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
CHANDLER: Well, we are great guys.
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
CAROLINE: I think it's great you guys are doing this.
GIRL 2: You guys live around here too?
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
ROSS: Hi guys.
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, theres a whole cart outside (Sees the Walthams and stops.)
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
ROSS: Hey guys.
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
ROSS: Hey guys.
Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!
PHOEBE: You guys. I'm sorry about your shopping.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
CHANDLER: You hear that? We're the guys.
JOEY: We're the guys.
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
RACH: Here he is. Hi. Guys, this is Russ.
FBOB: Oh yeah. See you guys. [leaves]
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
STEVE: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
ROSS: Hey guys.
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
[Scene: Central Perk, the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there.]
SECURITY GUARD: I'm sorry guys, closed set.
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
ROSS: Hey guys.
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
ROSS: Bye guys.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt.
MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
RACHEL: Would you guys stop.
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
ROSS: Hey you guys.
[Scene: Joe-G's Pizza, the guys are there.]
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
Joey: You guys, this is Shelley, shes interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends
ROSS: Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys.
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
CHANDLER: Guys guys, check this out.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
GUYS: No no no.
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
Rachel: Hi you guys!
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
The Guys:
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Rachel: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
DR. REMORE: Some guys are just lucky I guess.
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.