words in movies
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Hi, guys.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Phoebe: Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.
The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
The Guys: Yeah!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Again.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today?
Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room!
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
Chandler: You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
The Guys: Ohh!
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Rachel: (entering) Hi, guys!
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Phoebe: I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
Ross: Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.
Ross: Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
MONICA: Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
Joey: (sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
Danny: Hey guys.
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Joey: You guys promised you'd be more careful! I mean, come on! The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here!
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, guess what?
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Joey: Come on look guys, don't fight.
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Joey: (entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Rachel: I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said, "No! You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
Ross: Ehh, I dont, I dont think so. Shes already talked about yknow, dating other guys.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Monica: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Ross: (perplexed for a moment) Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?