words in movies
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: What are you guys doing later?
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
The Producer: Ill let you two guys get acquainted, huh? (Walks away.)
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Phoebe: (writing frantically) You guys, Im sorry, could you please talk a little slower?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Joey: Thats not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow Im not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. (Starts to leave, but stops and turns to Phoebe.) Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs. (Exits.)
CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?
PHOE: But you guys came so close.
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
Ross: You guys.
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Rachel: All right, yknowFine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs.)
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
(The guys stretch out their fingers.)
The Guys: (reluctantly) Yeah.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..
Phoebe: You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time (She starts laughing hysterically.) You dont remember?
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Monica: (laughs) Well thats the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Joey: You guys okay?
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Ross: Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!
Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys?
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
Rachel: Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Joey: Night, you guys.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Joey: Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?
Joey: (to a table of strangers) You guys need anything, cause Im heading up there.
Monica: They're nice guys.
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?
Phoebe: You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Rachel: Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys.
All: Hey guys! Hey!
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Rachel: Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!
Phoebe: (walking over) Hey. Ursulas fianc�e is really sweet! Hes a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Yknow normally yknow, I dont like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Ross: You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet. (both get up) Bye, y�guys.
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
Monica: Hey, guys.
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Guys: No.
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
Guys: Oooooo....
Guys: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
(The guys all duck under the table.)