words in movies
Ross: Hey guys!
Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Phoebe: Hi, guys.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Monica: Wait, you cant have the baby here! I mean I havent sterilised it since the guys moved out!
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
The Guys: Yeah!
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Again.
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then its Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then its Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and its concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping its wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?
Ross: All right, I'll see you guys later.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Rachel: C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?
Ross: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing?
Ross: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
Rachel: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?
Ross: Oh, come on you guys; thats funny! Yknow? Because hes needhes got like a hearing aide yknow, cause-cause yknow, cause hes all old, and
Monica: Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
CHANDLER: Look guys, I know it's a little steep.
Monica: Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
MONICA: Guys, we bought the tickets.
ROSS: I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.
ROSS: What guys? Oh, yeah.
JOEY: Come on you guys, one more time.
ROSS: Hey, you guys.
CHANDLER: Yeah, we really missed you guys.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
CHANDLER: Well, we are great guys.
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
CAROLINE: I think it's great you guys are doing this.
GIRL 2: You guys live around here too?
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
ROSS: Hi guys.
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, theres a whole cart outside (Sees the Walthams and stops.)
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
ROSS: Hey guys.
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
ROSS: Hey guys.
Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!
PHOEBE: You guys. I'm sorry about your shopping.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
CHANDLER: You hear that? We're the guys.
JOEY: We're the guys.
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
RACH: Here he is. Hi. Guys, this is Russ.
FBOB: Oh yeah. See you guys. [leaves]
STEVE: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
ROSS: Hey guys.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Joey: Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
SECURITY GUARD: I'm sorry guys, closed set.
[Scene: Central Perk, the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there.]
ROSS: Hey guys.
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
ROSS: Bye guys.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...
MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.
RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt.
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
RACHEL: Would you guys stop.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.