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Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
CHANDLER: Guys guys, check this out.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
GUYS: No no no.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Rachel: Hi you guys!
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
The Guys:
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Rachel: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
DR. REMORE: Some guys are just lucky I guess.
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Chandler: Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
RICHARD: Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.
Joey: You guys have one of those signs that says: 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
The Guys: (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Ross: OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
[cut to the guys team.]
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
Rachel: Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Ross: I don't know you guys.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Ross: No, no, no, this weekend guys!
Ross: Yeah, thats okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend Im alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
Monica: Come on guys! Lets go! Come on, its second down.
JOEY: Well I uh, got what I came for. [puts on moose hat] I'll uh, I'll see you guys.
Monica: All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.
Chandler: Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
(The guys start laughing harder.)
Phoebe: You guys!! Come on!
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Chloe: Thats so great for you guys!
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Joey: I-I cant handle this, you guys.
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.