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Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
He's finally happy with that and walks away.]
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Rachel: No, happy for you! (Hits him harder.)
Ross: Happy for you. (He punches her back.)
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.
Phoebe: No, back to happy. Back to happy!
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
Rachel: I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Big Nosed Rachel: Happy Thanksgiving!
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
Ross: Happy too.
(Monica suddenly gets very happy.)
(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)
Phoebe: Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holidays.
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Monica: Happy New Year.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Phoebe: Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Chandler: Scared? Happy?
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
(Rachel gets all happy.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?