words in movies
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Rachel: I just dont want him to meet anybody until I am over my crushAnd I will get over it. Its-its not like I love him, its just physical! ButI mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
MONICA: Hell, I wanna see Joey.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
Phoebe: Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Chandler: Hell is filled with people like you.
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
Rachel: Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Ross: Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Joey: What the hells the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
MR. GREENE: ...what the hell does she want with half a boat...
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.
Ross: What the hell happened on that beach?!
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
Charlton Heston: Who in the hell are you?
Mr. Treeger:: Im sure as hell a dancer, its no use Marge will never go for me.
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!
Rachel: Get the hell out of there, yknow?
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
Rachel: (grabbing the star) What the hell is that?
Ross: What the hell was that?!
Joey: What the hell is that?!!
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)
Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Chandler: Who the hell is Carl?!
Monica: Who the hell are you?!
Phoebe: Rachel, what the hell is this?!
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Rachel: Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: Where the hell have you been?!
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Phoebe: I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why (Looking down) youre burning in hell!!
Rachel: Yes! Hell yes!
Joey: What the hell is in there?
Phoebe: Oh yeahNo, she was really nice to me, but shes in hell for sure.
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
Ross: (To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.
Mr. Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Phoebe: Who the hell are all these people?
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Joey: What the hell is that?
Ross: Then where the hell have you been?!
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!