words in movies
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
Mr. Bowmont: What the hell, its for a good cause! All right!
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
RACH: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
RACHEL: Actually, what I think you said was, "don't touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen."
Joey: Yeah, where the hell is he?
Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
Rachel: Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Monica: Hell no, we'll pay!
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Ross: Who the hell is Jordie?
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Rachel: I just dont want him to meet anybody until I am over my crushAnd I will get over it. Its-its not like I love him, its just physical! ButI mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!
Phoebe: Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?
MONICA: Hell, I wanna see Joey.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Chandler: Hell is filled with people like you.
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Rachel: Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
MR. GREENE: ...what the hell does she want with half a boat...
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Joey: What the hells the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Ross: Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
Ross: What the hell happened on that beach?!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Charlton Heston: Who in the hell are you?
Mr. Treeger:: Im sure as hell a dancer, its no use Marge will never go for me.
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!
Rachel: Get the hell out of there, yknow?
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Ross: What the hell was that?!
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Joey: What the hell is that?!!
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Rachel: (grabbing the star) What the hell is that?
Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)
Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Chandler: Who the hell is Carl?!
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Monica: Who the hell are you?!
Phoebe: Rachel, what the hell is this?!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Joey: Where the hell have you been?!
Rachel: Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about!