words in movies
Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?
Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Chandler: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.
Ross: And what(notices the stenographer is still typing)What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We dont get the annulment. Dont type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (Hes still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!!
Joey: Hey! Its Porsche!! (Hes right yknow.)
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
Joey: Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
BOTH (but to different babies): Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy!
Chandler: Hey.
Ross: Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Phoebe and Monica: Hey.
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Ross: Hey, honey.
Rachel: Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!
Ross: Hey.
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Phoebe: (entering) Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Monica: Hey.
Rachel: Hey.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Monica: Hey! Where ya headin in those pants? 1982?
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
JOEY: Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands Chandler a jewelry box]
Monica: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I don't know I guess I just got scared.
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, cause Im heading up there.
Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Chandler and Joey: Hey!!
Monica: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you?
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: Hey!
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Ross: (He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Chandler and Joey: Hey!
Ross: Hey, its been like three weeks!
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Joey: Hey, listen you ah....
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
All: Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey, Sophie!
Chandler: Hey.
Sophie: Hey, Rach!
Sophie: Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Chandler and Ross: Hey! Hey Adrienne. (They move away from her)
Joey: Oh, hey! Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Hey, Kate!
Phoebe: Hey!
All: Hey!
Ross: Hey, whats this?!
Monica: Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
Joey: (to Ross) Hey.
Joey: (to Monica) Hey.
Joey: Hey.
JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: Hey.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
CHANDLER: Hey, how's the first day goin'?
Joey: Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
Chandler: Hey!
{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}
Joey: Hey.
Chandler: Hey.
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!
Rachel: Hey! Thats just poking me in the eye!
Phoebe: Hey!
Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?
Monica: Hey!
Joey: Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon
Joey: Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, yo. [they move from out of in front of the TV]
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
All: Hey.
Joey: (entering) Hey.
Ross: Hey, hey Rach!
Rachel: Hey.
Tommy: Hey.
Ross: Hey. Oh, Im sorry, this is Cailin.
Lauren: Hey.