words in movies
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Joey: oh why don't you fly out there and surprise him.
Joey: (bends down to see and the cactus pricks him in the ass) AWCH! That's why.
Chandler: everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the TV and sees sharks swimming around thinking Chandler was giving himself a treat to sharks.)
Monica:: Hey Rach its me ok I just got the Chandler's room and I caught him molesting himself.
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
Monica:: do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing.
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
(Monica just looks at him, and Rachel wants to laugh)
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Ross: Good yeah just be honest with him.
Joey: Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.
Phoebe: I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
[Scene: Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning.]
(She walks over behind the coat rack, but Joey picks it up and moves it so that hes still behind it, and she cant see him.)
Phoebe: Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
Chandler: Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
Monica: The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, (high pitched) rweee!!
(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but theres a knock on the door that awakens him.)
Rachel: Yeah honey, Im standing right there! Why didnt you just tell him about the mole I havent got checked yet.
Monica: (hands the tape back to Joey, but doesnt let him grab it) Yknow maybe a little bit!
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Chandler: Why? What happened to him?
Joey: Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)
Phoebe: Well, tell him, apology accepted.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
Chandler: I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
ROSS: Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, 'cause I, I gotta take this off.
Joey: Come on!! (motions for Chandler to come with him)
Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Monica: Im not gonna go out with him.
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Joey: All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! (hugs him)
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Phoebe: Oh, sweetie, oh. (hugs him)
PHOEBE: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
Chandler: Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean you owe him anything.
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Joey: Okay. (he gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave)
Phoebe: What, so what are you gonna tell him?
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Rachel: (imitating him) yeah-yeah-yeah!!
(Both Phoebe and him are singing along and they get to the chorus.)
Joanna: (to Rachel) So ah, whats wrong with him?
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Lauren: Ill see you tomorrow. (she kisses him full on the mouth.)
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mrs. Tribbiani: I came to give you this (Gives him a bag of groceries) and this. (Whacks him round the ear)
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
Hooker: Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but thats gonna cost extra. Okay, heres the extras, handcuffs, spanking (Chandler grunts for her not to continue and Joey pulls him back into the kitchen.)
ROSS: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at him in disbelief) Or you just do it.
Monica: Okay. (hands him a cup)
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
Joey: (stopping him) Wait. Give him a minute.
Chandler: Noo! (takes him out) Oh, its okay, its okay, baby, baby, baby.
Rachel: Hes got this thing. And I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor...
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
(They both turn and give him a dirty look.)
Chandler: 7:15. (Monica looks at him) Watch doesnt work.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)
Phoebe: Okay. (watches him leave)
Joey: (going over to him) Well?!
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
(Hits the ball towards Chandler who returns it back to him. He then hits the ball at Monica who slams it and it bounces off Kara's leg.)
Phoebe: (stopping him) No! No!
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
JOEY: Not like him, per-se, just not un-like him.
Chandler: Well sensitive is important, pick him.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Phoebe: (to Mischa) Okay, y'know what, you dont have to do that now. (Mischa translates that to Sergei) No-no-no-no!! Not him, you dont! (Mischa tells Sergei he can proceed and steps away) Well the moments over.
Phoebe: I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Chandler: (to his co-workers) What is with him?
Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.
Doug: There you go. (smacks him on the butt)
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Ross: All right! You go get him! Lets go!
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Phil: With him? Youre is favourite, youre his guy!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Rachel: (to him) Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Phoebe: Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?
Doug: Now get on out of here, you! (smacks him on the butt)
Ross: No-o-o! (Rachel gives him a Please? look.) No way!
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Monica: Chasing him all around the room?
Ross: Linda Clickclocken. (Pause) So what uh, what-what table are you at? (She shows him.) Oh, uh me too.
Rachel: (taking the brush back) Okay. Lets use this brush. (Hands him another one.)
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.