words in movies
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Monica: How do you feel?
Monica: Really?! How much?!
Rachel: How did it go?
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Chandler: Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
Joey: (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin?
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
CHANDLER: How long you been waitin' to say that?
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
JOEY: Geez, look how fat she got.
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
RACHEL: How did you make $17.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
JOEY: How come those?
Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
Joey: A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there already are in there.) A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Mike: How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.
Mike: Phoebe you're so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Every day with you is an adventure, and I can't believe how lucky I am, and I can't wait to share my life with you forever. (He puts the ring on Phoebe's finger.)
JOEY: So how you two gettin' along?
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
Rachel: How did it go with Erin?
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
Joey: How is this your seat?
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Phoebe: How did you do that?
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Joey: How is it you?
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Frank: How are you?
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Joey: Okay, but lets say there was. How might that go?
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: How did you know? (Heads back into the bathroom)
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Rachel: Then how come it is?
Dr. Rosen: This is a great place. How long have you lived here?
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
ROSS: Hi honey, how did it go?
Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
Joey: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Janice: How did you know?
Ross: Hows my little boy?
Monica: How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
Phoebe: I dont know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I dont know how you fight that.