words in movies
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Rachel: Yeah. Its just gonna be too hard. Yknow? I mean, its Ross. How can I watch him get married? Yknow its just, its for the best, yknow it is, its Yknow, plus, somebodys got to stay here with Phoebe! Yknow shes gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Ross: (thinking) How 'bout Ben?
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Joey: How do you mean?
Phoebe: How many beeps?
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Rachel: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
Monica: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
Phoebe: Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows? (Theres a stretchy part in front.) And then after the babys born, theyre great for shoplifting melons.
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Monica: How who wears it?
Rachel: How is she?
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Rachel: No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then theres this guy
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?
Carol: How did we do?
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
MONICA: So how was Joan?
RACHEL: How did this happen?
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
Monica: (gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
PHOEBE: Ohh. . .K. How come?
PHOEBE: So how long have you known?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
JADE: How did you--?
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.
RACHEL: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
RACH: So, how was the party?
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
MNCA: Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse?
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
MNCA: How about Mockolate mousse?
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
GRANDMOTHER: [nervously] Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?
Monica: Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
PHOEBE: Oh! Oh my god. This is so exciting. How much am I gonna get?
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
CAROL: So how did everything go?
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
JOEY: Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
ROB: How did you know there was a but?