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Phoebe: Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows? (Theres a stretchy part in front.) And then after the babys born, theyre great for shoplifting melons.
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?
Will: Sure! Monica, I cant get over how great you look! You look stunning!
Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin chips is like stretching.
Will: God we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Monica: So how does it look?
Chandler: How do ya do.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Ross: How sad are we?
Rachel: Oh my God! How?!
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Chandler: All right, how about we, how bout we sell it.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Monica: How do you feel?
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Monica: Really?! How much?!
Katie: Ohh, I love Chinese! How did you know I love Chinese?! (She hits him repeatedly as she says that.)
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Rachel: How did it go?
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Ross: How might you be wrong?
Joey: Howd it go?
Phoebe: How? How is your fault?
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Joey: How ya doin?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Phoebe: Heyooh so, how was Vermont?
Rachel: Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?
Monica: How have you been?
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Rachel: Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Ross: Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Monica: How do you feel?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?