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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Chandler: (watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that he’s scratching his back with it.) Listen, I’m gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: That’s our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why don’t I just—why don’t I just cover you for a while?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: No! Forget it! Okay—I mean thanks, but I’m done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, what’s next? Come on.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn’t take it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, y’know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I won’t hurt his pride.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it’s not your birthday!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: I don’t know Ross, not if you’re gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering…

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that you’re packed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: My God, I can’t get a minute of peace around this place.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I know.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrow—You’re not packed!!!! You’re not packed even a little bit!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: No, no don’t get mad because look—this is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: I have plans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Oh, but-but I can’t do it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: (quietly) I’ve got Ben.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Because, because I’ve got Ben.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think I’d just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: (to the guys) I gotta go make a fake Ben.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Oh, I wish I’d know you were going to do that, I ordered Chinese.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: I guess you weren’t there. (They hug.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: I’m sorry Pheebs, I guess I’m just really said that I’m leaving.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: I’m gonna miss you so much.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: I don’t think there’s anything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: I have one.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Uh well, I guess I’m not gonna miss the fact that you’re never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! That’s like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, there’s nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Oh, I’m just over here with Ben. I thought we’d say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesn’t feel like talking right now. He’s smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: You know what else I’m not gonna miss? "I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: "Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: "I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: Hey! I call her!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: "Oh my God, I can’t find a boyfriend! So I guess I’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: This sucks man! The last night you’re here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: I don’t know how to play Cups.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: I’ll teach ya! Come on, come on, it’s really easy and really, really fun.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Okay, here you go. (He deals out two cards each.) I have two queens, what do you have?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: Damn! I am good at Cups!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: I’m not talking to her!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: I know, I took it hard too.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Listen Rachel, I feel really bad about—What are you doing? (She sees that Rachel is unpacking.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: I’m unpacking!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: I’m not moving! (She re-hangs a picture, crookedly.) Is that picture straight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Hey, y’know what? You’re the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: (entering) I am not!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what’s going on here. Okay, you guys… STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that you’re acting mad because you think that it’ll make it easier to leave. But deep down you’re still really sad. Deep-deep down.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Yeah, I’m just mad!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Hey, I didn’t make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Don’t get to excited because that’s not gonna happen unless you get—No way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card would’ve won. Chandler pays him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: Hey you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s gettin’ cold! (To Phoebe) She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I can’t wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! We’ll have so much fun!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: But honey, I think she’s moving in with Chandler.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, how’s the packing going? (Listens) Ben? He’s fine. Yeah, he’s right—Oh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, it’s a pumpkin. I’ll come pack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (Ohh, that’s the last time I’m ever gonna type that line. It’s just so sad.) Joey is entering, angrily.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bamn! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Ross was getting the Cup card, the D-Cup, the Sittin’ Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didn’t even get half a cup! Nothin’!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: And he never played before either! Y’know what I think? I think beginner’s luck, very important in Cups.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! I’m serious this time! In-in fact, look, there’s a—I wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, y’know, thank you for being such a great roommate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: I can’t take the big white dog! You love it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: No, but wait—what if I bought it from you, y’know? And your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say (Gets choked up) $1,500?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: Wait a second, I see what you’re trying to do here! You-you’re trying to give me money again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: When did I try to give you money?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: I’m just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that you’re okay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can’t take care of myself. Okay? Look, I’m not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I’m gonna miss…is you. And now the dog.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: I’m really gonna miss you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Oh God! This is silly, I’m gonna see you in a couple of hours! (They hug again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: I know. (He kisses her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Can I ask you a question?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: It’s not a real game! I made it up!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: I’m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, I’d be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Another Tour Guide: (standing up and removing his coat) I’m Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Peace Corps, really? (Ursula motions, "I don’t know.")

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Will: 150 pounds. Yeah, I’m gonna be in one of those Subway sandwich commercials.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! You’re so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I won’t.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Parker: And I’m with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to man’s plate dispensing problems.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: Look, I didn’t want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didn’t want to either. But I don’t, I don’t understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Joey: Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Joey: That’s it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I don’t even like!

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Ross: (To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Ross: Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

(They all speak at once in general approval of his pants selection; Joey asks where he got them. I can't pick out the rest of it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Monica: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. (Raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ginger: Oh damn, I hate that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, I’ll tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

ROB: The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is there—is maybe is there something that I can do y’know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: (to bartender) Can I get a beer.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Monica: I’m making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Phoebe: Yes!! Yes!! I’m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Mr Zelner: That’s great. I worry about little Ross. He’s always reading, he's collecting rocks and he’s obsessed with dinosaurs.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Monica: Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Joey: Oh, it’s a poster for that World War I movie that I’m in, check it out.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions! Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Frank: Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically)

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, and I don’t have any cologne.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

JOEY: No, no, no.� When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . .� courtside!

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Joey: Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his "pop-up" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: No, no. (Distractedly putting on a jacket to go out) I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think I’m pretty comfortable with the whole situation.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Monica:: do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: I still don’t get it, we didn’t do anything wrong.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Rachel: And I hope it’s not an inappropriate time to say this but, you’re the best sex I ever had.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: Y’know when I said that because we’re getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Look, I don’t feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Phoebe: Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: I know. See, yes. That’s Yasmine Bleeth, she’s a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I’m gonna be saying…(He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with. It’s what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what I’m talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Joey: Terrible! I messed up every line! I shouldn’t even be an actor!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesn’t work either, I can’t tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: All right, that makes sense. (Starts towards the door.) Ugh. But—Screw you I’m going first! (She grabs her purse and runs out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean it’s like every guy I see—I mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that’s not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I’m feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: Well, with everything that’s been going on lately, I haven’t exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didn’t tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Rachel: Don’t say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross what’s in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I… (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. (She holds up the tickets that Kyle gave her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in… (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Monica: Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? (She hands him some of that Vicks Vap-O-Rub to put on.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me.  And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: You know what, I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna call him up, and I’m gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin’? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? It’s Rachel Green from Bloomingdale’s. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we—(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, let’s see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. I’ll see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) You’ve done that a thousand times?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13