words in movies
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Monica: Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
Rachel: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!
Rachel: Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here...
Rachel: Oh, it's just... Oh, Barry, this was not good.
Chandler: Yes, it's working! Why isn't she calling me back?
Ross: It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally diferent situation! It's, it's apples and oranges, it's, it's orthodontists and lesbi- I gotta go.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Joey: It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Chandler: well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!
Rachel: Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Ross: Oh yeah, it's a good idea!
Ross: It's not a word!
Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
CHANDLER: Achhh.� It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� (pause)� Except with you.
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Ross: I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?
Rachel/actress: It's over! You have to accept that.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Phoebe: Well...it's not about quality.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Ross: It's not the same.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Joey: It's a science.
Ross: It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Chandler: (emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
Phoebe: You know it's me?
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
Ross: It's in Barbados.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: It's David, actually!
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Phoebe: It's like watching porn!
Joey: Don't worry, it's out there! (Just then a horn honks and Joey quickly looks at the road.) I think I just need lunch.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Rachel: Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: (whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...