words in movies
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Joey: (thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
(Ross goes to the window and opens the curtains revealing that it's raining outside)
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it's every girl's dream!
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Joey: It's really gone?
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)
Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.
Charlie: No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: It's David, actually!
Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Alexandra Steele: (meteorologist) (pointing to the East Coast)... all these coasts having beautiful weather. In New York, it's 72 and sunny!
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Phoebe: It's like watching porn!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
ROSS: Well it's really. . . sexy. I wouldn't have thought it would be but. . . wow.
CHANDLER: Why, it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! The Blowfish!
Ross: Yeah, most of it it's a place packed with confused angry baseball fans!
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
Rachel: Oh no! No! It's actuallyit's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! (Goes to pet it and it hisses at her.) Yeah, do you want it?
Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!
Ross: Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Joey: Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.
Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.
(As she walks away, Chandler mouths a scream to Monica. How motions and mouths, "It's okay, it's okay.")
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Rachel: Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
ROSS: Yeah, definitely, I'm sure you'll feel totally different when it's our baby.
Joey: Well, I just tape it to the back of my toilet tank. (realises that anyone could have overheard that) I didn't say that! It's in a bank guarded by robots!
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
JOEY: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Rachel: Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Joey: No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]
PHOEBE: It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up.
Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Phoebe: No, no, it's not that. (they go sit on the couch) Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
Joey: Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
Joey: Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Sandy: I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young... (it makes Rachel smile)
Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.
Monica: No it's not.
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Paul: It's okay...
Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Susan: It's my baby too.
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Rachel: It's worse than the thumb!
Monica: I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Alan: (on the intercom) It's Alan.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Monica: Weeeell, it's rum, and-
Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.
Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
Ross: Look, it's just a little more complicated...
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.