words in movies
Phoebe: It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.
Phoebe: Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
Joey: But it's an original Buffay...
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Charlie: Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?
Phoebe: Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: (smiling) No it's not.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Mike: Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
Rachel: No, it's okay, you didn't know.
Monica: No it's not!
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Joey: Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Phoebe: It's a funny word.
Chandler: It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Rachel: It's in Paris.
Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Rachel: It's all done!
Chandler: Well, it's not.
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Phoebe: I know! (points at herself) Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Chandler: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Phoebe: It's a baby chick and duck!
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Ross: I know, it's pretty great.
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Monica: It's just a little bit more, honey.
Ross: It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
Monica: It's a... It's a boy!
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Chandler: (shocked) She? It's a girl?
Chandler: We don’t. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.
Monica: Yes, it's twins!
Rachel: It's just physical and I have it totally under control! Ok? It's just, when I see them together, sometimes I just get a little jealous!
Chandler: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
Chandler: It's okay, it's just an egg roll.
Chandler: You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen)
Chandler: No... It's all glued together.
Chandler: I know! It's.. It's the foosball table.
Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Monica: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Phoebe: (Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I justI misspoke. It's okay.
Phoebe: Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it.
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be okay.
Ross: I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!
Ross: And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it...
Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.
Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Phoebe: It's off the resumé. (she strikes it through with a pencil)
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
Ross: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
Joey: It's really gone?
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
Phoebe: Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. (she gives the check and pulls it back again) No... Oh God... Oh!
Phoebe: It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Phoebe: Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Monica: God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Phoebe: It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!
Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)
Gary: It's called the cherry.
Rachel: It's a uh, regatta gala.
MONICA: Maye it's me.
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Ross: Hey, hey, it's fine. It's totally fine. We've got plenty of margaritas. It's all good.
[Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Chandler: No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'
(He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing.)
Monica: It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.