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CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gownit's Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
Joey's Co-Star: Alright.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Chandler: See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit. Joey enters, check in hand.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is entering. As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs.]
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
<Chandler grabs Joey's left arm and pushes the sleeve up>
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
[The next one is from Episode 605: The One With Joey's Porsche.]
Joey's Co-Star: Drake, Ive discovered the reason for all your headaches and memory loss.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
[Scene: Joey's]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.]
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.]
(Rachel and Joey's)
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Joey's voice/Ross: What's wrong?
(Lifts her head from Joey's shoulder)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs.]
(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)
Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
[Scene: Joey's Bedroom, he and Melanie are in bed together.]
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)
Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed.]
(She squirts some of the grease along Joey's face.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
(Joey's eyes double in size)
(Mike and Joey come out of Joey's room)
Phoebe: Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]
[Scene: Joey's bedroom. Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's. Joey's on the phone.]
(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on )
Monica: Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
[Scene: Joey's at the game show "Pyramid" with host Donny Osmond.]
Phoebe: Okay. (she starts to stuff styrofoam peanuts down the front of Joey's pants.)
Chandler: Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]