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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
Joey: Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
Joey: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joeys your pal. Joeys your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, theyre hanging out with Joey."
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Joey: Oh well, hey, Joeys loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, hell be there.
Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Joey: I knew I shouldnt have mentioned it! Thats what I wanted to name my kid!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: No, but Im gonna!
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Joey: Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.
Joey: Someone you didnt make up!
Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Joey: So I guess its Joey then!
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Joey: Its not that bad.
Joey: So, youre just Bing?
Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.
Joey: See you later, Gene.
Joey: Whats up with Gene?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Joey: Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)
Joey: Yeah, did I fool ya?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]
Joey: Oh yeah, I added three.
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
Joey: Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this.
Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
Joey's Look-A-Like: Im Joey! How are you doin?!
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Joey: I dont know! But its the same!
Joey: Name one!
Joey: Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Yknow, I think hes a virgin.
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Joey: Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.
Joey: Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!
Janice: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs)
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Joey: Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!
Joey: What message?
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Joey: What?! Its 6 oclock!
Joey: I cant believe this Chandler!
Joey: Oh yeah (He mimes sticking his fingers into a jar of peanut butter, scooping some out, and eating it off his fingers.)
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: You hug me!
Joey: Hey, do we do this too much?
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Joey: All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay?
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Joey is there.]
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! That would be very helpful! Yeah. (He opens the door for her and she exits into the hallway.)
Joey: Okay.
The Producer: Joey Tribbiani, this is
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Joey: (laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?
Joey: Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?
Joey: Okay. Sorry about that (Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Rachel: Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick.]
JOEY: Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.
Joey: (To Monica) Here comes the temper.
(Joey starts to return the fumble and Chandler grabs Joeys shirt and rips it off of his back.)
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Joey: I can still hear you!
Joey: Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!
Joey: Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but Im not even sure I got it.
Joey: Hey!
Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Joey: Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.
Joey: Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.
Ross: Joey?!
Joey: Wow!
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is now showing Rachel around.]
Ross: No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. (Joey wonders why) Gift shop.
Joey: I dont know, Chandler is supposed to be passin em around...
Joey: Hey, here you go. (Hands her another one.)
Wayne: Hey Joey, I want to talk to you.
Joey: Yeah?
Chandler: (whispering in Joeys ear) The reason he just said.
Joey: What are you in love with her or something?
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Joey: In a carriage!
Joey: Me too.
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Joey: Ross, you dont have to yell.
[Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the cars still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]
Joey: Chandler, is that (Mimes someone using a movie camera and Chandler nods yes.)
Joey: Oh well, its not on TV yet.
Joey: Hey! So Im back.
Joey: Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. (He turns around to see Chandler glaring at him.)
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Fat Joey: Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. (They kiss.) Okay.
Joey: Y-sure!
Joey: Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle.
Joey: WhatBut you saw the show!