words in movies
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Richard: Just the last two pages.
Richard: Oh youre awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Ross: Well, cant you at least stall her a little? Ill-Ill go back to some of the places I went last night.
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
Rachel: Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santas lap.
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Monica: Last night.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.