words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head.]
Manny: (looking at the sofa) Where did they go?
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Chandler: (looking) Is that a swing?
(Joey enters looking like Captain Stubing from the Love Boat.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...
Ross: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...
Phoebe: Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse. Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books.]
Phoebe: Yeah. Not looking for dates. (Monica turns in horror.)
Joey: Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!
MONICA: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking pleased with himself]
(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around, looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot. She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in.]
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Chandler: Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee. Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel.]
RICHARD: What're we looking at? That blue freckle?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is looking at the foosball table.]
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
Ross: Looking up?
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Monica: (looking at one) Oh, heres a great one.
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: (looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
[Time lapse, dinner is now finished and Ross is looking out the window.]
Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!
Ross: Oh my God! (Looking around, which doesn't take him long.)
Joey: I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?
Rachel: (staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Monica: (looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?
Chandler: (looking up with her) Thats a plane!
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Chandler: (turning around and looking) Oh my God!
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
The Cute Guy: (To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you.
Rachel: (looking at the award) No! Joey!
Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Ross: (looking) Nono, that would be me again.
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Evil Bitch: See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Ross: No-no, Im Im sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Gary: (looking at Monica.) Mm! Seems like I wouldve remembered you!
Chandler: This is unbelievable. Its been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, youd be looking like a ham right about now.
Phoebe: Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
(Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that its the kids table. He sees Mona sitting at another table.)
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Monica: (looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
Rachel: (looking at the speed dial) Oh, I win! Hes got Barneys on his speed dial.
Chandler: (Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Phoebe: Oh she was looking for you.
Chandler: (looking at Joeys feet) Those arent eleven and a half.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
[Scene: The ticket-counter. Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate.]
Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Its not looking good.