words in movies
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drakes voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They move past Ross and stop.)
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
RACHEL: [sarcastically] I've never wanted you more.
JOEY: I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on Rachel.
Chandler: Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know shes too international, y'know shes never gonna be around.
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Mr. Geller: They never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Monica: And youve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
PHOEBE: Come on, like you never talk that.
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Ross: We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Phoebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
Monica: That is never good.
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Monica: Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no! I would never do that. No. I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
Ross: You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in �609 - TOW Ross Got High�, first aired 1999-11-25.)
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Joey: Yeah, I mean its never taken me a week to get over a relationship.
Monica: Its never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Joey: Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.
Ross: I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
Ross: (to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
Phoebe: Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
Phoebe: ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Melissa: I dont know. I dont remember a lot of things that never happened.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Ross: I would never do that!
Joey: Never had that dream.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Chandler: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Phoebe: You never run on a barge!
Phoebe: Never mind, I got it.
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Yknow, I never saw that.
Rachel: I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.
Rachel: This bench, its hollow! I cant believe I never knew that! (She pushes all the pillows off it and opens it up) Oh, the presents!!!
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
Ross: You want me to take some girl Ive never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie.
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Phoebe: Oh, just go. Youre never gonna get it!
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
Monica: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?
Benjamin: I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Joey: Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
Stevens: We never get smacked.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no dont say but! No-no, buts never good! Lets just leave it at, you like me and I like you.
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didnt seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Joey: Sure, its hard to forget! But that doesnt mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, (to Chandler) ever talk about.
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.
Chandler: Never!