words in movies
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Chandler: Its like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
Judge: Would you like to spend the night in jail?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Chandler: But then later that night
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]
Phoebe: Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
MNCA: See? They're as different as night and... later that night.
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Chandler: Yeah all right. (They part.) Okay, good night guys.
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Joey: Oh well then, good night!
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Ross: I mean after tomorrow night.
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Joey: Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.]
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Monica: Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Rachel: You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Ross: Right. Good night.
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Rachel: Good night.
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: Im up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Will: That was such a fun night!