words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Ross and Joey: No.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: Oh, no! No!
Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. Its-its me!
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Theodore: Oh no, not all the time... I do the best I can...
Joey: No, its okay, but if Im Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Phoebe: No!!
Ross: No, hey-hey, come on, (He grabs Ben and sits him on his lap) Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Tag: Good! Good, long time no see.
Phoebe: She is so amazing! You have no idea.
Phoebe: No you didnt.
Ross: No why?
Ross: Oh no.
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Chandler: No.
Rachel: Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. (Ross nods.)
Joey: One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You cant take that back!
Phoebe: Oh no.
Phoebe: No (tucks it in her pants)
Ross: No, because thats the right thing to do.
Rachel: No, I dont see it!
Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Ross: (glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)
Joey: No you wont. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, hes sorry. But, (to Chandler) youve got one more apology to make, all right, youve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Monica: No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.
Ross: No! No, I dont dont want to.
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
Ross: Joey! No!
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Chandler: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Ross: No!
Ross: Oh no!
Ross: No!!
Ross: No!!!
Ross: Oh no!!
EDDIE: Wha-, n-, no. I mean it's just a bunch of pretty people runnin' around on the beach, ya know.
Phoebe: Well, its no pesto.
Joey: No, couldnt care less.
Joey: I said no.
Joey: Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: No
Joey: Its no Ukrainian film.
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Ross: No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.
Joey: No, I said fun!
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Phoebe: (looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: No, its me. Phoebe!
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Phoebe: No wonder your pregnant.
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Monica: No, space doody!
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Phoebe: No they ran out of "Its a girl" but I can fix this one, (She writes "not" in between its and a) See?
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Chandler: Theres no question.
Monica: well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Chandler: Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Ross: No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont
Chandler: No, it wasnt you.
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Joey: Yeah! (Chandler makes a noise) No?
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.
Monica: Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. (deals cards)
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Chandler: Heres another plan No!
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Monica: No I didnt!
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.