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[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Ross and Joey: No.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: Oh, no! No!
Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. Its-its me!
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Phoebe: (looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: No, its me. Phoebe!
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Phoebe: No wonder your pregnant.
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Monica: No, space doody!
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Phoebe: No they ran out of "Its a girl" but I can fix this one, (She writes "not" in between its and a) See?
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Chandler: Theres no question.
Monica: well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Chandler: Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Ross: No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont
Chandler: No, it wasnt you.
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Joey: Yeah! (Chandler makes a noise) No?
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.
Monica: Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. (deals cards)
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Chandler: Heres another plan No!
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Monica: No I didnt!
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
Rachel: Oh no, no, Ill be there too.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Phoebe: No look, weve apologized twice! I cant do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it.
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Joey: No, I-I miss hanging out with you.
Rachel: (quietly) Oh no
Stu: No, shes a hooker.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Phoebe: No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!
Rachel: No.
Joey: No theyre not! Theyre ugly and stupid and delicious!
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Chandler: I have no idea.
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Ross: No. No.
Ross: No need to point, she knows who Ross is.
Ross: No.
Joey: No just, nobody press on my stomach.
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Chandler: No bunny at all!! Always no bunny at all!!!
Phoebe: Oh no! Why not?
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Dina: No!
Dina: No I wont!
Trudie Styler: Oh no, I know that wouldnt work. My husbands in concert.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Dina: No Joey! I knew you wouldnt be supportive!
Ross: No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-II need to, I need to lie down.
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
Rachel: No! Seriously! Whats wrong with you?!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Rachel: No dont! Go back to repeating!
Chandler: No.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Ross: No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batmans tux!
Rachel: No. Im very comfortable.
Ross: (entering) Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
Phoebe: No, we hate that.
Chandler: Oh uh well tomorrows no good for her either.
(Ross groans no.)
Rachel: Phoebe no!
Ross: No. That guy is.