words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Ross and Joey: No.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: Oh, no! No!
Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. Its-its me!
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Monica: No!
Ross: No.
Ross: Umm, no.
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Waiter No. 2: Whats the matter with them?
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
Chandler: What?! No! No!
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Chandler: Okay, but if you can't no dinner!
Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)
Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.
Grandma Tribbiani: No, it's Sam Waterston! Crimes and Misdemeanors, Capricorn One.
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Ross: Whyd you say no?
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Rachel: Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Joey: No thanks.
Ross: Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: Judge rules, no violation.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Neither is mine.
Chandler: (simultaneously with Ross) No!
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Joey: No! No, fear of the number 13.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Chandler: Either, it makes no difference.
Woman: No! Its where you put the dirty ones!
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Chandler: Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Hums While He Pees: I know its really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss andOh no! No! No! My God!
Phoebe: No, not a thing.
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
All: No!
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Joey: Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
Jim: It aint no thing, Im wild too.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Rachel: Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.
Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
Phoebe: No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Sick Bastard: No!
Joey: Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Joey: (looking at her) No.
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Cliff: No.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Cliff: No!