words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Ross and Joey: No.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: Oh, no! No!
Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. Its-its me!
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Flight Attendant: No no no! Federal regulations!
JOEY: No, my first fan mail.
Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.
Phoebe: No, no, its just my tooth.
Mike: (puts on a fake smile) Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it? (he takes the ring from the cake, and cleans it with a napkin)
Fireman No. 3: We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, its kindve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
Joey: No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Chandler: Oh no, no, no, no.
Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that Im not mad at you and and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: No, no, no, this weekend guys!
Director: No, no, no. What was that?
Rachel: No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on the couch.) Fine I wantI need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?
Ross: Ahh, no.
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Ross: No thanks. Im 29.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Joey: No kiddin', hmm.
Chandler: No, that's all right. I just had a jar of mustard.
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Monica: No! (pushes him) No!
Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Rachel: No. She doesnt die.
Phoebe: No, I can spot you from here.
ROSS: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
GUNTER: No, she'll yell at me again.
Phoebe: No. But thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. No. But thanks.
Phoebe: No, but lets come back to that later!
Joey: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.
Julio: I thought I would, but the translation's no good.
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Phoebe: No, the No Smoking sign. Theres no smoking in my Grandmothers cab.
Ginger: No, Im not.
Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.
RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
Ross: No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it's every girl's dream!
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Chandler: No. No. I dont think so.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Chandler: No Joey! No Joey! Dont Joey! Joey!
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Rachel: No. Thank you.
Monica: Oh, no thanks.
Joey: No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just I just Kinda
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.
Phoebe: No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Rachel: Oh Daddy, no he didnt mean anything by that, he really didnt.
Monica: Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
Rachel: No! Really, no, please, please, thats, thats okay.
Rachel: No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
MNCA: [reading the paper] There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.
CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.
Chandler: Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
Ross: Oh, no, no.
Chloe: Still no smile?
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Phoebe: Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it.
Monica: Oh no!!
Rachel: No.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Ross: Oh no! An asteroid! (throws the soccer ball off the back of Joeys head.)
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Chandler: Okay, so this isnt a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady. Which by the look on your face Im sure youll remember. So we dont need(Rips the picture)Theres no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.
Phoebe: Oh yeahNo, she was really nice to me, but shes in hell for sure.
Ross: No, were not.
Ross: No, were not!!
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Jasmine: No.
Ross: No!!
Ross: No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
Phoebe: Why, do I have a feeling thats not as happy as it sounds? (Joey points out one going into the chipper to her, as this haunty, demonic music starts to play in the background) No! Nooooo!!! (she winces in horror and hides her face against Joeys shoulder, as she sees the tree spit out from the chipper.)
Rachel: No, I stuff outside the bra.
Ross: No, just give me another minute.
Joey: No! No! No! No, Im not going to punch Chandler.
Ross: No, Im not gonna pick them up.
Ross: No, Rachel doesnt want me to....
All: No! Come on!
Ross: No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
Ross: Uhh No.
Monica: No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.
Rachel: No, I think its very obvious whos wrong here.
Phoebe: Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.
Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!