words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Ross and Joey: No.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: Oh, no! No!
Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. Its-its me!
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Ross: No, why?
INTERVIEWER: No, just a salad will be fine.
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
Joey: No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness.
Max: No. Have you seen David?
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Ross: No, women are welcome to play.
Guys: No.
Girls: No.
Ross: No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...
Ross: No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that.
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
Monica: Hell no, we'll pay!
Joey: No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.
Rachel: No.
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
Rachel: No..!
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: Get your hands out of there! No!
JOEY: No, no, no.� When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . .� courtside!
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
Fireman No. 1: What do we got there?
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one is lucky...
Monica: No!
Monica: No, none at all.
Rachel: Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.
Joey: Oh. Then, no.
Woman No. 1: Of course.
Luisa: No!
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.]
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Barry: No, it was. It was very very good.
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you.
MONICA: No you're not. You're, you're allergic to lobster and peanuts and--oh my god.
Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it cant? Okay.
Mindy: Oh no.
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.
Woman No. 2: Did I put too much rum in here?
Monica: No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) the movie star.
Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Rachel: No, forget it.
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Phoebe: No, but you can't.
Phoebe: Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!
Gerston: No problem.
Rachel: Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Lydia: There is no father.
Chandler: No, no, no.
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?
Susan: No, you don't.
Ross: No, you started it.
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
CHANDLER: No, no the gravel capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls. . . funny.
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
JOEY: Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.
Monica: No, no, I don't.
Ross: No. Im saying its now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)
Ross: No.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Rachel: Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Rachel: No!
Rachel: No, I'm just....
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Monica: (gets up) No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!
Chandler: No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.
Rachel: No, I was ten. I just developed early.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Phoebe: (sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.
Ross: No, no, they will. I just... uh...
Ross: No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
CHANDLER: No.
Chandler: No way!
Joey: Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)
Rachel: Then, no.
Chloe: Oh no. I feel it isnt really anybodys business, y'know.
Phoebe: Ohh! No.