words in movies
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.
Phoebe: No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.]
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Barry: No, it was. It was very very good.
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you.
MONICA: No you're not. You're, you're allergic to lobster and peanuts and--oh my god.
Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it cant? Okay.
Mindy: Oh no.
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.
Woman No. 2: Did I put too much rum in here?
Monica: No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) the movie star.
Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Rachel: No, forget it.
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Phoebe: No, but you can't.
Phoebe: Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!
Gerston: No problem.
Rachel: Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Lydia: There is no father.
Chandler: No, no, no.
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?
Susan: No, you don't.
Ross: No, you started it.
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
CHANDLER: No, no the gravel capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls. . . funny.
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
JOEY: Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.
Monica: No, no, I don't.
Ross: No. Im saying its now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)
Ross: No.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Rachel: Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Rachel: No!
Rachel: No, I'm just....
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Monica: (gets up) No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!
Chandler: No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.
Rachel: No, I was ten. I just developed early.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Phoebe: (sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.
Ross: No, no, they will. I just... uh...
Ross: No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
CHANDLER: No.
Chandler: No way!
Joey: Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)
Rachel: Then, no.
Chloe: Oh no. I feel it isnt really anybodys business, y'know.
Phoebe: Ohh! No.
Monica: No you're not.
Monica: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y...
Phoebe: I'm still on "no."
Ross: No, not a problem.
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Phoebe: No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know (in a high pitched voice) Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no.
Rachel: No, I think that was the whole all.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
All: No thanks.
Guy: No thanks.
Monica and Rachel: (Wistfully, shaking their heads) No.
Ross: No!
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her back down.)
Fireman No. 3: I'll even let you ring the bell.
Ross: No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.
Dr. Franzblau: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
Joey: Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
ROSS: [smells Ben's butt] No no, you're fine, you're fine.
Ross: What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
MONICA: No.
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
RACHEL: She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.
Chandler: No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.
Rachel: I have absolutely no idea.