words in movies
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.
Phoebe: No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Chandler: No, I ah, I didnt do them.
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina... (miming fairies twinkling around his head) ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.
Ross: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Ross: No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
Chandler: He just said, "No strippers."
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Ross: Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)
Rachel: No we
(The player stands up and smiles. Showing that he has no front teeth.)
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
Ross: No, thats all right.
Chandler: No, you should.
MONICA: There is no alley behind Macy's.
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
Ross: What?! No! No! Thats-thats time-out!
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Phoebe: Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither.
Rachel: No? (He shakes his head) All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you.
Phoebe: Oh no, Ross doesnt know anything.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Joey: No, I dont think so.
Joey: Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Rachel: No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Oh! No, not really.
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
Joey: No.
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
MICH: No! No dessert, just a check, please.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Mr. Geller: No.
Ross: No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Monica: No time for that!
Ross: No, no. (Distractedly putting on a jacket to go out) I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think Im pretty comfortable with the whole situation.
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Mr. Waltham: No.
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Chandler: No.
Chandler: No we didnt!
JOEY: No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Rachel: No, youre not an idiot, Ross. Youre a guy very much in love.
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Rachel: No, you know what, I think you should go.
Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!
Chandler: For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!
Ross: No, not since I lost her at the airport.
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
Monica: No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Ha-ha! Gotcha!"
Phoebe: No. Im-Im to depressed to talk.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.
Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.
MRS GREEN: No.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Ross: No thank you for Thank you.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Phoebe: Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning songs.
Chandler: No.
Chandler: Oh no.
(She shakes her head no.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Ross: (weakly) No.
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Ross: Hate him? I No, I dont hate him. (Pause) Its just its Rachel, yknow?
Fat Monica: No. No, thank you!
Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}