words in movies
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Joey: No! Never! Never! (Pause, then Joey wants to shake Rosss hand.) Bye.
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Monica: No, its more like a (sarcastically) good luck.
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Ross: No! No we dont!
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Joey: All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for RachelDamnit!
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Rachel: No, I was ten. I just developed early.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Chandler: No, its not like, like Phil Spiderman. Hes a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but theres no Gold Man.
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.
Chandler: No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uhare you okay?
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.
Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Phoebe: No.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
MONICA: No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Monica: No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.
Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Chandler: I have no idea.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!
PHOEBE: No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang "Su-Su-Suicide", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, "Smelly Cat", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat.
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Phoebe: No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.
Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.
Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.
Monica: No! No its not! Its not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Hayley: no it's not ringing any bells.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Ross: No, this is pretty much it.
Monica: No, Chandlers still in Phase One, and Joeys that thing you smell.
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Monica: No it's not.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Rachel: No. (She heads for the door again.)
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Ross: No no no, go-
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
Joey: What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!
Monica: No.
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Chandler: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Ross: No, hi, Im, Im an honorary Brown Bird (does the Brown Bird salute.)
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Rachel: No! You gotta hold my hand!!
Phoebe: No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Phoebe: No, I'm fine.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Phoebe: No, look, don't touch that!
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
All: No no no!
Joey: No way! Its mine!!
Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-
Janine: No! Of course we can still hang out with them. Just yknow, not two nights in a row. Okay?
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel.
Monica: Oh, no...
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Phoebe: Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
Kid: No.
Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.)
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Joey: No plans, huh?
Ross: (sheepish) No.
Joey: No, but he's...
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
Marjorie: No, please.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
Ross: No.
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.